Total Medals Earned: 526 (From
47 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,485 Points
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Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Defend the weak.
Complete the Game.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
kill the first boss
buy somethign in the shop
find and kill a miniboss
Kill the second boss
find it
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Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Reach sector 5
Collect 2000 crystals overall
Get to Sector 15
Collect 3000 crystals in one run
Play the game many times in one session.
Quickly move down the mountain.
Flirt with death.
Unlock the goat costume. Baaa
Unlock the Fireman outfit.
Unlock the Lederhosen outfit.
Jump on lava 15 times in a single game.
Reach a score of 1500
Unlock the Rockman outfit.